Every comedian needs a biography.  Traditionally written in the third person, biographies are supposed to let you know who you're going to see before you see them in less than one hundred words.  Comedians should be renowned for their originality and creativity, but most biographies sound identical.  "Wacky sense of humor" and "dead on impersonations" litter the world of biographies.  People are "up and comers" and "club favorites".  Not me.

Here is my attempt at being myself and sounding like the rest at the same time.